pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone





tubesock:

notice she didn’t take one fry and leave the rest?
she took every fucking fry on the plate
disrespectful as fuck

f-ftw:

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

Welp, that’s fucking me



alliggy:

Iggy Azalea performs onstage during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival Village on September 20, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada

french:

Me






the-goddamazon:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

SHRIEKING

missbrittanymay omfg


fvck-rvdd:

OL FRAUDULENT ASS NIGGA



professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

cyanparade:

Brightest star